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Dell Tech: We have a plan B for bog standard IPO

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I can just imagine Dell's accounting department:

"Are we a public company, or a private company?"

"What day is it?"

"Um... Friday."

"Private.... I think."

"Are you sure?"

"Toss a coin, then..."

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