Or just employ some ex Cambridge Analytica staff. They know how to say nice things such as, "Your data is perfectly safe with us" while meaning exactly the opposite.
Hell, pay me £9m and I'll even write a ChatBot for the NHS that they can put on their website to reassure consumers customers patients taxpayers
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