Re: Why is it always the cleaners?
Brings to mind a story I heard regarding a new security guard at a semiconductor fab, who thought it would be a good idea to also patrol the cleanroom. Unfortunately no-one had told him of the requirements for bunny suits etc, and so he just casually strolled in wearing his normal uniform and apparently even with a cup of coffee in hand.
Still at least this cleaner story didn't involve the usual suspect of nylon tights, or indeed other garments worn around the same region...