#1 Programming Language? Think again...
Our programming language is still number one, insists database goliath.
I disagree. Java is a piece of shit language with delusions of grandeur. It thinks it's a real programming language like C++, but when in fact it's the schoolyard bully, and it fails even at that. It's slow and cumbersome. It's only saving grace is that it is platform independent.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
