We can't be having descriptive nomenclature.
People might figure out what you are talking about. You know like some people might think male/female electrical plugs as being obscene (USA). I'm really surprised no one has redesigned the working ends of common extension cords and power cords plugs for appliances and household outlets as being less suggestive to safe guard the sensibilities of children.
(Frequency and Hertz is another example of confusion.) Everything new ain't necessarily better.