Dear Costumer...
As the latest batch of spam emails start.
Try writing rules to explain why "FUD" on this page, is probably completely different to the "FUD" shouted by a Glaswegian.
For those who don't know fud is a Scottish synomym for =mid("scunthorpe",2,4).
Then have a quiet smirk every time my local newspaper auto-censors the name of one of the local villages to Horton-****-Studley.