That's nothing...
I'm on the hook to get my very own Sinclair Spectrum Vega+ (soon to be renamed the Thinclare Spocktrum Vogon+ in honour of Clare Balding, the late and truly great Leonard Nimoy, and the late and also truly great Douglas Adams, oh, and Sky withdrawing RCL's rights to the original name), and when I do, it's going straight on eBay for £3 million. So there.
Paris - because, well, why not!