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You: 'Alexa, open Cortana.' Alexa: 'Who?'

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@dajames

My poor father-in-law was given an Amazon speaker thingie for Christmas by some subset of his loving but lost-for-present-dead daughters last year.

Tell them next time, get him some socks, a packet of Werther's Original and a copy of the Beano

Alternatively...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/11/03/those_it_gadget_freebies_youve_been_collecting_they_make_awful_christmas_presents/

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