Alas, either due to our lacklustre training, or a fat-fingered operative, an unfortunate sysadmin managed to issue a simultaneous, and instantaneous, shutdown to every data centre in every location around the world,
This can't happen with everything in the cloud now can it?
PHB's of the world... On second thoughts just go back to reading Golf Weekly.
Posting AC as I have to deal with the aftermaths of this sort of thing on a regular basis. Gotta keep the dosh rolling in until I retire now haven't I eh?