"There's no point even in pirating it, an Office family pack is much cheaper than the household Netflix sub."
Or for a lot of home users Open Office or Libre Office is more than adequate and costs nothing. I got rid of MS Office on my home and business PCs about 10 years ago and haven't missed it. There have been a couple of times where someone has send a document created in MS office where Libreoffice screwed up the formatting when opening, but compatibility gets better with every new version. And if formatting is important I can ask them to send it as a PDF