Bah!
[Ragged old man with cataracts leaps out from behind some scenic feature and confronts the incoming columnist]
STOP!
Before ye edit the column of fate
Ye must answer me these questions twenty eight ...
[Ragged old man with cataracts leaps out from behind some scenic feature and confronts the incoming columnist]
STOP!
Before ye edit the column of fate
Ye must answer me these questions twenty eight ...