Re: superuser rights on the vacuum
Never mind network services having root access. Start from the beginning.
There is no fucking reason, at all, for any fucking vacuum cleaner anyfuckingwhere, to run any variation of un*x. Period. What fucking moron decided this was a good idea? They should be put in the stocks in the marketplace and laughed at until they die of embarrassment. Morons.
Now ... on to the OBVIOUSLY much needed cameras and microphones and Internet access on vacuum cleaners ... Geebus H. Christ on a pogo stick, what has the world come to?