The equivalent car ad:
Your own space* on the large car running 500m from your house at infrequent intervals.
Payment on entry to "your car"
*Your own Space subject to availability...
If you cant see the fibre in your box in your house... you did not get fibre...
Our electric company are making a pretty penny laying down fibre with the power cable.. and are now making more from the fibre than the power...