Re: Only cracking I have done is
"I have a photo that reminds me how security works in the minds of many, and which illustrates this story perfectly."
Someone recently came to visit us at home. I had to go outside for some reason and came back in.
"Is that your bike out there?"
"We should put it round the back, it's safer."
"OK, I'll just be there in a second."
She came out of the house and I was holding the bike in front of her. She had locked it to our gate post, so I had just lifted the bike, and lock, over the gate post and wheeled it down the drive.