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Help, I'm being held prisoner in a security camera testing factory. So please read this...

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Yeah, all very well but...

...can you buy a kit that, along with the camera and microphone, comes complete with:

  • a remote controlled taser for zapping undesirables who ignore the "No cold calling" sign?
  • a remote controlled trap door that plunges the unwary down into the tank full of underfed sharks with frickin' lasers?
  • a (non-remote controlled) fluffy white cat that's content to sit on your lap without throwing up?

This question definitely needs answering!

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