Re: A masterpiece
Ah, the Tate
Gullible Modern. Gotta love 'em.
I shat my bed in my sleep a couple of years ago, after a night of heavy drinking, a vindaloo, and some more heavy drinking. It was really runny, and I rolled around in it while I was still asleep. It went everywhere. The Tate Gullible gave me half a million for it. Tracey Emin was sooooooo jealous.