Re: We can protect them from those evil advertisers.
"a country that has a city with a murder rate higher than NYC"
For two months out of this year so far, and that's mainly because New York has finally managed to reduce their murder rate to something similar to other large international cities (eg Paris).
I'm going to assume that if you lead with that bit of cherry picked statistics then the rest of your examples are equally bogus, still, hope you had fun playing, come back again when your trolling skills have reached primary school age :)