Not UNIX-like? SNU!
From now on, I will call Systemd-based Linux distros "SNU Linux". Because Systemd's Not Unix-like.
It's not clever, but it's the future. From now on, all major distributions will be called SNU Linux. You can still freely choose to use a non-SNU linux distro, but if you want to use any of the "normal" ones, you will have to call it "SNU" whether you like it or not. It's for your own good. You'll thank me later.