You could just put MS basic on your pc:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=22961
and then just lie to the callers about your acorn ....
or pretend you have a HAL9000
You could just put MS basic on your pc:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=22961
and then just lie to the callers about your acorn ....
or pretend you have a HAL9000