Reply to post: Just the thing to make Big Brother happy

Surprise! Wireless brain implants are not secure, and can be hijacked to kill you or steal thoughts

Michael Habel Silver badge

Just the thing to make Big Brother happy

A mandatory Happyness Chip, that keeps Big Brother alert of how happy you are with him. And, if not will automagicaly schedule a few quick appointments at the reeducation center, if needs be... I'm sure Mr's Junker and, Barnier would happily pass a mandate to make this compulsorily for the entire EU... Sans its Migrant Workers, who are set to inherit Europe anyway.

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