Re: Personal hat-mounted beacons would be available for the partially sighted.
What, like laugh?
Master, master, the phone is ringing, master?
What are you telling me for, dog? As if it weren't bad enough being deaf but the dog's gotta rub my nose in it too.
Exactly, master. Remember that time I had an accident in the kitchen? Remember what you did to me? The phone's ringing, master! Answer the phone, master! Master, answer the phone! The phone's ringing!