Dead Songwriters Fonts
Someone's just released fonts based on the handwriting of dead songwriters: https://www.songwritersfonts.com/
So now you can choose how you want your device to die:
Heart attack - Serge Gainsbourg;
Assassin - John Lennon;
Suicide - Kurt Cobain;
Cancer - David Bowie.
I chose Leonard Cohen because I want it dying of old age but still working happily if slowly to the end.