Now Go Revise Your OPEX For This Month
All you fans of OPEX that were instrumental in getting your on-prem workloads migrated to cloud because of evil, wicked CAPEX... time to revise your OPEX costs for this month. Be sure to include the hourly rate of every employee adversely affected by the outage, multiplied by the number of hours that the service was down.
Those of you with more than a couple hundred employees will be granted a ten minute grace period to go weep quietly in the corner.