Clash of cultures
New-age intern told my master technician - a retired Marine Gunnery Sargent - that his chronic pain was due to something ... Mumble mumble ... Aura ... Wibble ... Touch healing ... Personally I think it's due to a lifetime of very hard service.
Gunny explodes, "Look here you [deleted] freak show! If you just so much as try to grab my chi, I'm gonna rip your ying off and shove it in your yang!"
Good news for him? I don't have to worry about this guy "feeling waves" off his computer!" Love that guy. Yes, he's throwing reason EEO is on speed dial, but love him anyways.