Far Back In The Mists Of Ancient Time
In the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich, and on the whole, tax-free.
In those days, spirits were brave; the stakes were high; men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. And all dared to brave unknown terrors to do mighty deeds to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before.
And thus was the Empire forged.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
