Why
Why, oh why, are we still talking about this idiot? Ignore him. Don’t grant him the publicity he so desperatelty whores after (oops, now the idiots at Microsoft won’t like this post. Look closely and perhaps you can tell how much I care). Let him vegetate away in the embassy, until the Ecudorians finally get sick of him and heave him out. Then slap him inside for a few months, and then bounce his ass back to Australia. Or, if they still want him, Ecudor. Or Sweden. I don’t care. Just deny him the oxygen of publicity.