Re: Get an extradition order out on him if the weasle won't come over.
The Dartford Crossing is rated 2 of 5 stars on www.tripadvisor.com. As an American, I'd just have to skip for more worthy spots, like listening to Big Ben.
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g187057-d10286514-Reviews-Dartford_Crossing-Dartford_Kent_England.html