Overheard Conversation in Parliament.
Minister A: Oh Crap, have you seen that documentary?
Minister B: Yes, what do we do?
Minister A: Well we need to be seen to be doing something and it needs to look credible without anyone finding out too much?
Minister B: What about the I.C.O.?
Minister A: Absolutely perfect , they are about as useless as a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake.
Minister B: Great I'll get the boss on TV, she's as thick as Boris.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
