Re: OK, that's it!
Hello Dragons, my pitch is for a smart popcorn machine. It will analyse news headlines before the user gets around to reading them and, based on the user's profile* will automatically start preparing the popcorn, ready for when the user will be reading the news for which they will most likely want popcorn...
* Which we really, really won't get from Facebook. Honest. And the users' data will all be perfectly safe with us, oh yes.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
