Re: About time
We're a bit short of gunboats these days, so unless he comes voluntarily there's not much HMG can do...
"My dearest Donald,
You know this Assange fella that many of your chappies would like to have a chinwag with? If you could, ah, see your way to persuading Zuk to pay us a visit, I'm pretty confident that we could deliver Assange to you with no more than minor transit damage. Might have to drop a sweetener to the Ecuadorians - so perhaps you could see your way to taking more of their bananas and shrimps? I'm sure that Melania (give her my love!) will know some good recipes for them.
Regards to your boss - tell him to ignore everything I've been saying in public. Got to keep up appearances - you'll know that!
Toodle-oo,
Boris"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
