@wolfetone
I don't, but I'd rather be seen to be a lonely old man than have to use that God awful online portal.
No need to pretend (or even be) a lonely old man. Not when you can use this...
"I'd use your on-line portal but I'm hopeless with computers."
"Erm, but it says on your account details that you're employed as a computer programmer."
"Yes, I am. Tell me, what do you think of your IT system?"
"I see your point. How can I help you?"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
