Conflicting requirements?
Data Protection versus Freedom of Information.
Reminds me of an old Edward Lear poem about The Dong With A Luminous Nose.
"All fenced about with a bandage stout to prevent the wind from blowing it out. With holes all round to send the light in gleaming rays on the dismal night".
Or near offer.
The data is so protected that only we know what it is. Trust us not to misuse or abuse it.