Re: But...
"[my underwear is itchy, time to change it - ha ha ha ha ha]"
Underwear, I've heard of it. Isn't it that fancy lace stuff they wear in that Victoria's Secret magazine? Oh, that's a catalogue, you are supposed to buy underwear? None of it will ever fit me.
"when do you need to shower"
I have a shower once a year, whether I need it or not.
Jolt FTW.