Re: But...
"Beard trimmers and latte makers"
you don't need a beard trimmer THAT often - just when you need to make a public appearance. Like "when do you need to shower" or "when do you need to change clothes". [my underwear is itchy, time to change it - ha ha ha ha ha]
/me wonders if it's actually 'that way' inside the cubes at Apple. Heh.
Oh, and latte is too weak. Cappuccino or Espresso [or Jolt] and don't forget powering the mini-fridges.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
