Re: Nope
That's all well and good, but there's parts of the world where an Electronic Thumb* and an ersatz Babel Fish are bloody useful. Not to mention a Guide to where the best local equivalents to a Gargleblaster are served.
(I'm just back from Saigon and the traffic congestion is bad. The quickest way around is to ride in the back of a scooter. These can't be flagged down on the street but must be hailed from an app on a phone, a la Uber.)
*Electronic Thumb. This was a feature described as being bolted onto a connected information device, primarily marketed at interstellar travelers on a budget.