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IBM gives Services staff until 2019 to get agile

sjsmoto
Black Helicopters

Exec One: "How can we fire programmers on a whim and get cheaper people in without a long ramp-up time?"

Exec Two: "I just read something about Agile, it looks like a great way to dump and load."

Exec One: "Great, let's make it a company initiative and pretend it's for those nitwits' benefit. Then we'll can them."

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