Reply to post: Re: Well, you see, now there's the problem...

We all hate Word docs and PDFs, but have they ever led you to being hit with 32 indictments?

Allan George Dyer
Holmes

Re: Well, you see, now there's the problem...

That's the Catch-22 for criminals-if you hire an honest bookkeeper, they refuse to "adjust" the figures, but if you hire a dishonest one, they adjust the figures and then run off with your (cough) money. You could try hiring a stupid bookkeeper, but that brings some new problems.

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