Re: Compliment slip stapled to 5.25" floppy
Or like the visitor to the rubber & latex factory who was being shown round the condom production line and expressed his surprise at the worker who was sticking a pin through every 100th condom that went past.
"Isn't that rather unethical?" the visitor asked.
"Maybe, but we do say it's only 99% effective. And it does wonders for sales in the rubber teat department."