Marketing Babblespeak translation
strategic initiatives - We are giving everyone a copy of Powerpoint so we can have lots of useless presentations being emailed around the company
a "digitised" bank - Just our little joke, we have always been a "digitised" bank, of course.
progressive modernisation of our data - We no longer store your login details in a plain-text cookie
progressive modernisation of our data and IT infrastructure As above, but also our databases now use MD5 Hash encryption (sometimes, well occasionally)
Biting the hand that feeds IT
