Re: Poor heading choice
Agree saying "Big Man" is gratuitously ugly.
Your words could raise a smile, too. In my household, the phrase "a higher power" always meant my mother (particularly when my father spoke those words).
Though come to think of it, rural broadband rollout would've been a great job for her back when she was something around my present age. Or would've done if broadband had existed back then. A job for a Higher Power with a time machine.