Re: it is not something you do deliberately!
Hi Steve, nearly fell off my chair at the mention of my name - different Tony M though, I have no kids.
I have Crohn's Disease and at times can fart for Britain, though by the sound of it I'd have been trounced by your Tony. Farts on 'planes is the best fun :-) Icon for when I have explosive diarrhoea - hot, hot, hot!