In a lawyer's office the logistics of providing a full size PC at the various courts they might have to attend would be even harder to manage.
Sorry, our policy is to not provide laptops. However, you can take that desktop over there. It's tied to a dolly with a rope for your convenience.
You'll also notice the deep cycle lead-acid battery and inverter. You'll need to detach the battery from the dolly, charge it and then put it back. The battery charger is permanently mounted on the top shelf of that cabinet over there.
You'll have to lift the battery over your head, put it on the shelf, connect the leads and then turn on the charger. Be careful though, the battery is about 40kg. It was originally about 30kg, but I attached some bricks to the bottom to help prevent theft.
You will need to provide your own monitor and keyboard. Company policy doesn't allow for people outside of IT to use mice.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
