Reply to post: Re: Schrödinger's Embassy @MrHungryTroll

Yes, Assange, we'll still nick you for skipping bail, rules court

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: Schrödinger's Embassy @MrHungryTroll

Does the embassy have a cat, even a white cat?

Does Mr A spend his life stroking it?

If so, I sincerely hope that the cat sues him for emotional damage and unsolicited fondling..

(Either that or, like my left arm[1], demostrate why cats have claws and teeth..)

[1] 7Kg of formerly-feral ginger cat doesn't want to do to the vet for his booster injection. I pick him up by the scruff of his neck without taking the basic precaution of donning armour. Much leakage of red stuff ensues (all mine).

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