Re: Good compendium of possible actions/inactions/mis-actions.
According to the usage logs for PornHub, many Hawaiians commemorated the lack of impending doom with a celebratory wank
It's the obvious response to a warning of impending fiery death with zero notice. I mean sure, take advantage of situational factors where possible but you need a fall back that requires little preparation and few to no external resources.
Also, bonus time for the Pronhub marketing department's quick reactions.