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Julian Assange to UK court: Put an end to my unwarranted Ecuadorean couch-surf

James O'Shea

Frankly

I would let him sit there until he comes out and gets plonked into the pokey for jumping bail, or until the heat death of the universe, whichever comes first.

If he comes out, after he gets plonked, I'd deport him to Ecuador and let them do whatever they liked with him. I'd just call Ecuador and have them send an Official Ecuadorian Government Aircraft to pick him up. And have the OEGA carry a vehicle of some kind which can pick him up at the gate of whichever of HM Prisons he was a guest at, so that it's Ecuadorian all the way... and anything which might or might not happen en route is NOT HM Government's problem.

If, as is likely, the Ecuadorians decline to send an OEGA, I'd put his ass on a Riff-RAF Airlines C-130 and heave him out over Quito. Who knows, he might actually listen when instructed on how to use a parachute and so survive the trip. Maybe.

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