Re: Everytime I see "Mother's maiden name" on the list of security question...
"[...] not that anyone would be interested in seeing the naughty bits of a sixty year old bloke."
My 90 year old neighbour would have considered you a cute toy boy. IIRC nowadays she would be called a "cougar". The internet has surely taught us that YMMV has a universal application to every human taste, aesthetic, or experience.
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