I'm just not sure what award they should qualify for...
There are several categories:
- The Tardis Award for ostensibly storing at least double the overall volume of a shed inside that same shed.
- The Librarian's Ribbon for knowing by heart all the items stored, and their exact location. An additional medal can be gained for knowing what the function of at least 50% of said items is (this to allow a certain number of widgets "I have no frigging idea what it's for exactly, but it looked worth saving" like we all have).
- Lifetime membership of the Society for Putting Things on top of Other Things, for, well, having put impressive numbers of Things on top of Other Things.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
