Simple choice really.
1. The risky option.* Do a Tay, Bags I get a chance to help train it.
2. Get some of the better bullsh*t generators off the net and randomly concatenate their outputs**
* Not that risky really! We all know where that one will end up.
** This is really the high risk option. Some of the brighter dimwits at Tory Central Office might think it a wizard plan to pipe that into the next Tory manifesto.