Re: Guilty as charged...
I raise you USB to 1/4" Jack (Male) - how else do you connect a Stratocaster to a PC?
What do you plug it into? I've never seen a PC with a full-size jack socket.
I have beside me a forest - well, small copse - of full-size-to-mini-jack convertors.
But they are all crap. Nowadays I either use my Pod 2 or my NI Komplete Audio 6.