Re: Coming home
https://www.ilivehere.co.uk/swindon.html
Not just the register, (also includes obligatory Slough references)
https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/other_subjects/2386504-Moving-to-SWINDON
Only Redeeming feature, (I say redeeming, I probably should say this is the only interesting thing in Swindon and it's a roundabout)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)